He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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