I'm really into asian looking animals
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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