is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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