how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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