You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im holly from the hills drunk
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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