just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
the liver wants what the liver wants
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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