Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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