I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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