im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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