Buhtt sex?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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