Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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