so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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