i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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