You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
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