I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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