He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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