Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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