It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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