She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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