Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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