so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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