I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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