Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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