Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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