sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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