Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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