Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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