Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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