i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What a dumb baby whore.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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