yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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