Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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