My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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