you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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