finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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