Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
