My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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