You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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