Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
