We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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