new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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