About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need a beard to bite.
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