i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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