Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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