everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm too high and old for this...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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