New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
you made out with another girl for some wings
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