do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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