cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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