I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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