dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Randomize