I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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