People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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