Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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