I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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