We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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