Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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