quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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